Online, players are ranked from F through to S, letting you choose the skill level of perverted opponent you want to face. The game's been out everywhere for some time now, so there's already a gigantic online archive to browse, revealing every square centimetre of female flesh it's possible to see. You unlock new poses as you play, eventually getting (or forcing) the girls to cuddle, pout and get themselves into all kinds of gusset-revealing poses for you to snap, save, then upload to Xbox Live in the game's massive online gallery of user-created filth. Beat a girl in a punishment match down on the beach and you're allowed - actually allowed and encouraged! - to push her over, spank her, tickle her with a big fluffy hand and pause and re-watch this as much as you like.

To make them stand still and go all pretty again, an option lets you make your favourite girl pose for you, by, amazingly, dishing out a series of punishments. Sexy zombies, but zombies nonetheless, who lurch, awkwardly miss grabs and struggle to look as enthusiastic and sexy as they do on the box. If you can live with the shame.īut in action - proper game action - it's different, as player control suddenly has them lurching around like zombies. When they're being introduced to the (baying, perverted, semi-erect) crowd they look great, sashaying through their predetermined poses and blowing kisses and giving you the right horn over what's about to unfold. As if that would happen! Another thing they didn't spend quite enough time on is making the girls move convincingly. It's almost as if the makers couldn't be bothered putting together the scenery and spent all their time smoothing out the skin of the sexy ladies. You get low-res spectators and lumps of scenery popping into view, and terrible 2D surrounds behind everything. Clearly the developers spent a lot of time getting the girls' bits and pieces in order and we thank them very much for doing that, the problem is the rest of it - the backgrounds, arenas and suchlike are pretty awful.

The girls are lovely, but the rest of RRXX doesn't look much like an Xbox 360 game should. The costumes range from sexy schoolgirl options to string-based bikinis, and you're even encouraged to rotate the camera around manually when in a hold to get a better look at such things as bottoms, legs, tummies and cleavages. It's a game for men who don't mind getting caught watching the midnight freeview and if you have no shame, it's quite arousing. Only the key thing here is, you also spend a lot of time trying to get a good look. You strike, you grapple, you throw, fill up your special gauge and you sort of mince around the ring in awkward circles trying to get a good grip. Rumble Roses XX plays like a version of SmackDown from a few years ago.

This really is a wrestling game, although there are a couple of things - or to be more precise two huge wobbly things - that might convince you otherwise.

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